Foreign Trade Specialst

Company Name Confidential - Foreign Trade Specialst

WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR YOU!
Unless...

Talented Graduate / OPS Superhero Wanted
(Yes, this is a real job posting — but only for the brave.)

Tired of normal job ads filled with corporate blah blah?
Good. So are we.

We are not looking for:

• Boring graduates with perfect grades and zero passion for commodities, logistics, or real global hustle.

• Serious candidates who prefer Excel formulas over thinking.

• People who still believe the Abacus is the future of fintech, or use carbon copy paper and smoke signals to communicate.

• Candidates who want to stay in their comfort zone, take no responsibility, and avoid fast-paced, real-time action.

If you don't live in Istanbul, don't worry — we don’t want you either.
(Just kidding. But seriously, location matters.)

But if you are...

✅ Smart, but street-smart.
✅ Fluent in English, and bonus points if you speak Russian, Arabic, or any other language that makes Google Translate cry.
✅ Excited about international trade, operations, numbers, deals, and real-world challenges.
✅ The kind of person who Googles things before asking — but asks smart questions when needed.
✅ Not afraid to take responsibility from Day 1 and own what you do.

Then maybe we should talk.

What you bring:

• 2–4 years experience in OPS / Logistics / Trading / Finance

• Bachelor’s degree (or better, a brain that works)

• Military service: Done & dusted

• Driver’s License: Class B (Yes, the one for real cars.)

• Languages:

  • English: Advanced + in Reading, Writing, Speaking

  • Russian: Bonus if advanced

  • Arabic : More Bonus

  • Any language we haven’t heard of? Surprise us.

Still here?
Then stop reading job ads and start sending your CV.
Let’s trade ideas, challenge each other, and grow global.

Extra Notes :

• "If you think a Bill of Lading is a Netflix show, this is not for you."

• 
  "Send your CV the usual way — or send a carrier pigeon. We'll respect the effort."

Preferred Candidate (a.k.a. The Unicorn )

• Can juggle tasks better than a circus performer — while sipping coffee and replying to emails.

• Thinks “Excel” is a second language (and can do VLOOKUPs without crying).

• Doesn’t panic when hearing words like LC, BL, ETA, or demurrage.

• Can survive — no, thrive — in fast-paced environments where priorities change faster than a playlist at a wedding.

• Speaks English fluently, but also gets bonus points for any language that helps us close deals:
  → Russian, Arabic, or even Klingon — we don’t judge.

• Has the magical ability to say: “Let me check and get back to you” — and actually does get back.

• Understands the time difference between Istanbul and Shanghai. (Google it now. We’ll wait.)

• Doesn’t believe that “Reply All” is a life philosophy.